Based loosely on "Fluttershy's Secret" (rlogic1994) and "Twilight's Guilty Little Pleasure" (Crash Jet).
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If a tree falls in the forest and no pony is around to hear it, it does not make a sound.
But doesn't it protest that nobody has found to be near it, when it does hit the ground?

Why do you drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?
Why does a dog have to bark away when it is driven away?

How can I be up early if I am up late?
How can I be made to hurry if I am to wait?

Failed syllogisms:

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"FIGHT!"

Firewall immediately shoots out several fireballs as well as a wide breath of fire. With her small size, Nyx easily avoids the inferno and flies around circling the human-turned-unicorn. Said unicorn tries to light up a new fire spell. However, before he can release it, Nyx releases a huge burst of magic locked within by her inner Nightmare Moon essence. A blinding light fills the screen.

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