Stop reading this, you'll end up wasting your time! Oh now look at what you've done!
I'm a guy, and I was born the year the Pokémon company came into being, so yeah. Trixie is best pony, Luna is best Princess, Rainbow is best Mane 6 member, and Starlight is best reformed villain.
I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.