I'm sorry that I left you guys hanging for over two years, never bothering to do what I am now. But now, it's done. Sorry for any newer readers who fished this out of the deep archives of Fimfiction, but I don't think I can continue it. I haven't even fixed the formatting yet. I'm too lazy to rewrite it either, nor do I want to anymore.

And you thought those stories were dead, didn't you?

Actually, I have no guarantees that I will finish John-117 in Equestria, although it won't be hard to wrap up Equestria vs. The World or The Pink Arena as it's now called. That chapter was the last round with one team against the other. I'll then have a side chapter and a final chapter to end it all.

EDIT: This has also managed to almost double my monthly views.

...is not going to turn out the way I expected it to be.

You see, Blazing Muzzles originated as a spiritual rewrite of World War Three, when I was a horrible writer and felt like writing a trashy war fanfic. And boy, it was a steaming pile of tar thrown into a blender which it subsequently melted. I quickly deleted the revolting thing after realizing that I had no idea where to take it and even then it wouldn't change the fact that it was bad.

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Alright, so when I edit a blog, it glows yellow. The same applies for stories. This is probably my least favorite part of the update.

Now onto the meat of the update, the thing that stood out the most to me were the 'bookshelves' that knighty had been talking about quite some time ago. This is a big plus on the update's part for me. While some things look unfamiliar, I'm sure I'll adjust in no time.

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Firstly, I would like to state that Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks comes out tomorrow, which is September 27th in case you can't keep track of the day without people telling you. (I know I can't) Sure, I'll watch it anyways, but I still wish that there was an actual pony movie.

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Meh. I stopped caring at one point.

Keep this thing. It's over reliant on Sucker Punch, and while it has ways to deal with it's checks, it's nowhere near Aegislash's level, who even then was questionable for me at first. While it hits like a truck, it's pretty slow, has bad HP, and is generally fine.

I'm going to go for reqs.

That is, if I bother to write it at all.

Get the popcorn ready!

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