This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Salutations, readers! I enjoy writing, but more importantly, about things that pop into my noggin. Sometimes, weird things pop in, so be prepared!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.