One month until Diamond Dominates Daddy gets a prequel.

Lettuce (several varieties), red onion, spring onion, cherry tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, kidney beans, pinto beans, black eye beans, green beans, chickpeas, sweetcorn, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, and NO FRICKIN' CUCUMBER!

Okay, so this evening I'm going to make this…

But I'm also going to add blue cheese, because why not?

I'm doing an art raffle in the Want Your OC Drawn Free group. The winner will get not one, not two, but three pictures of their OC drawn by different artists.

The raffle will be closed when there are 100 replies to this forum thread:

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/210501/want-your-oc-drawn-free/thread/314552/raffle-three-pictures

So far there are 73 replies. (Multiple posts from the same person will be disqualified.)

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The blog post below was written while my username was "Sleepy Panda" and hers was "VitalSpark" as an April Fools joke.

I like Bring Me The Horizon. Their the best band ever!

[insert more edgy teen stuff here]

Here's a cat:

Today is three years since my good friend, Sleepy Panda, registered at Fimfiction. Since then, she gained notoriety as a spammer, was banned for almost a year, and successfully appealed her ban, but more importantly has written some really great stories and drawn some fantastic art too (including my current avatar).

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Okay, so I'll be publishing a story on Thursday, but it's under 1000 words, so I'll be publishing it on this blog instead of as a proper story. Let the hype commence. (PS: it's dumb.)

Also lately I've been watching Simone Giertz a lot on YouTube and sending links to almost everyone I know. She's awesome. She makes robots that malfunction in comical ways. She swears a lot in her videos and burps occasionally. She reminds me of someone I know. Anyway, here's an example.

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Here's some random things from some of my favourite YouTube channels.

Tom Scott (who is also a frequent guest on a couple of my favourite channels, Numberphile and Computerphile)

SuperCarlinBrothers

Today I Found Out

minutephysics

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY WITH A GRETA BIG HUG AND FHFHJEUDJSHDIS! NANANANANANNANANANA

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So I've written this new story, The Paradox of the Ravens. The whole thing took me about an hour from start to finish, which is incredible for anybody who knows my usual writing rate of a couple of hundred words a month.

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