The Blog Post in which VitalSpark Makes a Truly Epic Salad · 12:13pm May 8th, 2017
Lettuce (several varieties), red onion, spring onion, cherry tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, kidney beans, pinto beans, black eye beans, green beans, chickpeas, sweetcorn, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, and NO FRICKIN' CUCUMBER!
AW shit you had me at salad but then you had to go no cucumber like aw yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
4524490
Cucumber is the devil's penis.
I will force feed you that yummy stick and you're going to love it!
4524497
Sure, after you've finished your garlic bread.
Looks good
4524545
You're unbanned! When did that happen?
4524547 Uhh... Like 3 days ago
4524502 *hisses and returns to her fortress of darkness
Tsk, missed your chance to make a kickstarter and get 50k for it, maybe a bit less since its not a potatoe salad but eh.
I'm more of a carnivore