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The Blog Post in which VitalSpark Makes a Truly Epic Salad · 12:13pm May 8th, 2017

Lettuce (several varieties), red onion, spring onion, cherry tomatoes, sundried tomatoes, kidney beans, pinto beans, black eye beans, green beans, chickpeas, sweetcorn, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, salt, pepper, and NO FRICKIN' CUCUMBER!

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Comments ( 10 )

AW shit you had me at salad but then you had to go no cucumber like aw yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.

Cucumber is the devil's penis.

I will force feed you that yummy stick and you're going to love it!

Sure, after you've finished your garlic bread. :rainbowkiss:

Looks good

You're unbanned! When did that happen?

4524547 Uhh... Like 3 days ago

4524502 *hisses and returns to her fortress of darkness

Tsk, missed your chance to make a kickstarter and get 50k for it, maybe a bit less since its not a potatoe salad but eh.

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