Screw you, you fine aged vanilla coke.

2 AM and I'm hungry for KFC.

Have you ever realized something that made you feel stupid, and suddenly unfitting music starts playing in your head? For example: you were looking for your phone but you realize that it's in your hand, and at that moment the fight theme from One Punch Man starts playing.

Why do I have followers? I don't write anything.

Why are happy face buttons so rare? It's ridiculous!

My dog got bit by something and he's being taken to the vet.

Would anyone else ride a roller-coaster called "The Alice Kramden experience"?

I hurt my back last Friday and it still hurts today. Time to get a heating pad.

Man, I got 12 followers and I haven't written a single story!

I am certainly not a dinosaur.