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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

Dec
20th
2017

Even More Christmas Ponies · 4:03am Dec 20th, 2017

I have REALLY gotten into the Yuletime spirit this year. Don't know why.

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Dec
19th
2017

Christmas Ponies and Blast From the Past · 3:28am Dec 19th, 2017

Y'know, G3 wasn't THAT bad. It was charming in its own way. In its own, special sort of way. Sad we don't have Minty in G4. She was my favorite.

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Dec
18th
2017

Art-Lauren Faust VS Jackson Pollock · 4:19am Dec 18th, 2017

What's the difference between Jackson Pollock and Lauren Faust?

Lauren Faust is actually an artist.

Seriously. This sort of crap, where you can wee on a canvas and call it art has got to end.

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Dec
18th
2017

Christmas Ponies · 3:52am Dec 18th, 2017

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Dec
15th
2017

Feeling Keen About Pinkie · 1:59am Dec 15th, 2017

So, I've been rewatching the old seasons and today I rewatched Feeling Pinkie Keen. Still as funny as I remember it. There was some controversy about its moral, but I don't pay attention to themes because I hate didacticism (I do not miss the letters to the Princess). Anyway, this episode did teach my favorite lavendar Unicorn a lesson in modesty which was most needed. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it isn't true. As morals go, that is a good one.

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Dec
13th
2017

Alicorn Worship · 12:48am Dec 13th, 2017

(Note-I'm using cult in the sense of a sect devoted to a certain deity in a Polytheistic religion.)

Despite being Gods in the Classical sense (immortal beings with connection to natural phenomena or an abstract concept) I find it hard to believe Alicorns are worshiped very frequently, except maybe Cadence by Crystal Ponies.

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Dec
12th
2017

Hippie Ponies · 3:38am Dec 12th, 2017

Am I the only one who thinks that there are hippie Ponies running around grazing, stampeding and living in polyamorous herds as well as indulging in some non-culinary weed?

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Dec
9th
2017

Trixie. · 9:23pm Dec 9th, 2017

I like her when she's being naughty.

I like her when she's being nice.

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Dec
8th
2017

Headcanon · 1:45am Dec 8th, 2017

Eventually, the Mane 6 will all become Alicorns. Each one of them is clearly a prodigy in their own magical field or has unusual abilities (like Fluttershy's Stare). It won't happen in their present incarnations and will take lifetimes of learning, but eventually they will all stand by Twilight's side, ruling as philosopher-queens/goddesses over a new age of Equestria.

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Dec
7th
2017

Mini Fic (Crystal War Timeline) · 4:15pm Dec 7th, 2017

The Pegasus sat on the bed staring vacantly. What had been a cyan wing was now a stub. Dr. Sparkle entered the room. "I'm sorry, Commander Dash."

Dash closed her eyes. "I...I'll never fly again."

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