KNKE, Sweet Luvin Radio! Your number 1 station in Equestria for all your favorite smooth jazz, romance mood setters, and sensual pleasure songs; with your sleek, sexy host Kinkie Pie. Listen anytime for situations both cool or piping hot.

Everyone knows Pinkie Pie as the bouncy, lovable pink pony who's friends with everyone and always has a smile on her face; but what they don't know is that she's also the sexual radio pony Kinkie Pie at night. Giving sexual advice and the right music, she spices up everyone's evening with flair. But that's not to say other's can't spice up her life in return. Passions flare, and secrets come out in this song of love! Can you handle how hot things are about to get?

I'd like to thank my friend Blackflameheart for help with editing and formatting this story, as well as my friends Fire Frets and PenguinyUnicorn for their help as peer reviewers and for their help in the editing process. Also thanks to Fire Frets for the cover art! I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer: Think of this story like an Austin Power's movie. Perverted and funny, but not so sexual that it gets pornographic. If you're here to clop, please know now that this is in no way a clop fic, and you are an embarrassment and a shame upon yourself should you try anyway. Remember, always practice safe reading, remember to laugh, and show some restraint.