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Baron Von Clop


Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

Nov
8th
2012

Applesnacks is up! · 7:00am Nov 8th, 2012

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/55029/Applesnacks

Enjoy! Pony porn.

Password is feederjack.

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Aug
3rd
2012

NaPoWriMo - nevermind · 1:08am Aug 3rd, 2012

So as you can see, I'm a lazy turd and didn't finish Soft Spot before August 1, meaning I'm already two days (roughly 4K words) behind on NaPoWriMo. I know myself well enough that I'm not going to be able to write 6K words in one night, so I'm dropping out of NaPoWriMo already.

SORRY. ;A; DON'T HATE ME.

Soft Spot is almost finished, and I'm still doing the sequel to it very soon. I'm just not going to be doing it all month long.

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Jul
26th
2012

NaPoWriMo · 3:17am Jul 26th, 2012

So I don't know if anyone else is participating in this, but Equestria Daily is doing a thing called National Pony Writing Month, very similar to National Novel Writing Month... but with ponies.

I'll be participating. I won't be posting daily chapters, but I will try my hardest to do 50,000 words in 31 days of August.

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Jul
3rd
2012

Soft Spot: Now with chapter titles! · 3:48am Jul 3rd, 2012

And they are all puns based on movie titles.

Deal with it.

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Jun
29th
2012

CHAPTER 3 IS DONE. IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE. · 3:47am Jun 29th, 2012

oh god here it comes

This took far, far too long. Blame Anthrocon. I am so sorry it took this long to put it up. But it's finished and is just going under the final editing pass before it gets posted.

ETA: Under an hour.

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Jun
14th
2012

Chapter 3 is just GONNA HAVE TO WEIGHT (haha oh fuck do you get it?) · 6:28am Jun 14th, 2012

I'm leaving for Anthrocon in the morning. This means I'm not going to have reliable access to the internet or a computer for the next five days - this of course means no writing!

So, sorry bros. It came down to me either posting an unedited, 9 page long version of Chapter 3 or just waiting until after the weekend and breaking my (exactly 0% success rate) timeline of one chapter every two weeks.

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Jun
8th
2012

i wrote a story about life events while drinking · 6:26am Jun 8th, 2012

Twilight Sparkle stepped down the dark hallway of the library. She could light her horn up to light the way, but she was tired and simply didn't have the capacity at the moment. Either way, she was confident enough in her knoweldge of her own home to know where she was going.

Suddenly, her hoof struck something soft and purple in the hallway. She tripped and slammed her chin against the rug, stumbling over her own hooves as she tried to right her self.

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Jun
5th
2012

gotta go fast · 7:57pm Jun 5th, 2012

A few quick announcements for my followers:

Soft Spot Chapter 3 is in the works, I'm just pounding out a few details. Going to start writing it within the next day or so. However, I'm leaving for six days for Anthrocon beginning the 14th. There is a chance that I will finish it up before I leave, but I would not count on it.

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Jun
5th
2012

Soft Spot Chapter 2 · 7:21pm Jun 5th, 2012

As promised, I plowed through a lot of writing this weekend and added about 3,500 words to chapter 2 of Soft Spot. It's now sitting at, roughly, 12 pages and I have one more scene to write. It's probably going to top out at 14-15, which makes it the longest chapter I've written, ever, so far (actually, it already is).

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May
22nd
2012

Regarding Soft Spot Update · 11:46pm May 22nd, 2012

HELLO

So, I kind of promised that story updates were going to be faster - and they are - but Chapter 2 is sitting at about three pages right now, not nearly enough for me to consider it ready for posting.

But it will show up soon. I have two days off coming up and will be using them both to write, so there's that. Keep an eye out!

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