Sry guys, I've really been dropping the ball on all projects other than the Collaboration. I only really have a couple good hours of writing in me each day, and most of the time I sink those into editing the chapters of the other guys or writing something HILARIOUS into Satin's bit. By the way, don't hate me because I'm making Satin waaaaaaaaaaay over the top in this. He is the major comic relief character in this so I've made him completely ridiculous. 10 bits to the pony who can figure

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I look at my silly little story with it's silly little jokes and it's silly wordplay, and I genuinely enjoy my own writing. I try and make my jokes very accessible for everyone. I'm worried when I try and branch out to other genres I won't be able to leave most of the jokes by the wayside. Like, trying to build a tragic story and somehow some reference to ghostbusters gets slipped in near the ass end.

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it. (Heh I'm dumb)

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of Vinyl and Derpy. I'm fairly happy.

I've actually found out why specifically I love mlp so much. It has a lot to do with the music, I found this out a while back. These episodes play out a lot like the old Disney movies.

Anywho

Favorite Song this Season - Flim Flam brothers song

Favorite Episode - May the Best Pet Win

Least Favorite Episode - DragonQuest (Spike is not best pony)

what's everyone else's favorites and all that?

SONG OF THE DAY POST

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Facts about Rob

1. Rob cannot walk, he saunters everywhere he goes.

2. Much like Def Leppard, any music Rob plays makes women's clothes disintegrate.

3. If Rob were a woman, the human race would die out because men would only be able to get sexually aroused when (s)he's in sight. Pictures wouldn't do her justice.

4. Rob is in every piece of porn that has ever been made. Even rule 34.

5. It's legal in every country on this planet for Rob to naked at all times.

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I also have a color scheme update. So there's some fun. I'm feeling bad about not putting out a chapter of anything for a while SO LETS DO THIS. Gonna write until I feel I have a good chapter of SOMETHING, my hands break, or the other fimfic writers tell me my stories suck and I'm not a wordsmith. (And fuck you Kronos, you saying I'm not a wordsmith doesn't count because you're a vindictive bastard.)

Thanks to CB, Kinny, and Rob for finally giving my wordsmith badge of approval.

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You know, when I read a lot fics the main character is always this beacon of good will or a knight in shining armor. My characters are kinda dicks, all trussed up with character flaws, making them more relatable. (at least I think so)

Of my 3 OCs, one is douchey womanizer, one is an alcoholic asshole (Bacchus literally called dibs on AJ the day he met her), and the last one is a drunken/lazy SOB that will go to great lengths to actually get out of work.

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When you juggle about 4 stories at a time, your ability to write on any single one diminishes. Or thats at least what I tell myself before I cry myself to sleep at night. If you're one of the 4ish people that read my blog well then you should notice that I put 4 there. Well, I'm helping some scrubs with a fun collab story featuring Satin!

Heres a few notes on the chapters I (and the other wordsmiths) have been working on

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I feel I should be totally super cereal this post and point out the fact that I'm not gay or bi. I'm a troll and life is less fun without gay jokes.

Just shhhhhhhh, don't tell Rob or CB, it might hurt their feelings.

Song of the day is:

THIS

Posted the chapter without my editor giving it a go-over.

This will surely end well.

adorable pic NUMBAH ONE

This one was tons of fun to write in most places, I hope you guys rather enjoy it

SONG OF THE DAY

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New chapter is almost done, gonna send it to my temporary editor when he wakes up so he can hurt my feelings with all the mean things he is gonna say about it, but after that it'll be posted and you guys can also laugh enjoy a good laugh (promise it's a fun one)

I know i've already had discord as a song of the day but this version of it is just outstanding
Hey Discord, how you doing? Outstanding!

and adorable pic of the day

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