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613 weeks
Something

I haven't done a blog post in foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever!
Well here we go, no news on anything. I pulled down B&B because I had no intention of doing it anymore. Sorry if you cared about it, I'll keep the characters around in other stories but it's dead.
I figure I should post this in here, it's my tumblr!
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617 weeks
I smell sex and... victory?

As much as my friends love to freaking joke me, I only have two collabs running. ONLY TWO!
and I realize this is probably 2 more than they have going for them unless they are actually in the collab with me. This includes the one that's in both of them...
wait what?
CHANGE SUBJECTS!
IT'S OFFICIALLY ALCOHOL DAY! HOOOOOOOOOO BUCKIN' RAY!
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620 weeks
*Cracks neck* Time to ruin smile smile smile!

the lyrics have been transposed
I got a babysitter for my shame and dignity
I've pumped up the jams
It's 106 miles to chicago
we've got a full tank of gas
half a pack of cigarettes
it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
hit it

...anyway, stuff time
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621 weeks
This isn't a blog post, it's a gif

Worth it, amirite?
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621 weeks
Ewwww another Collab Satin? Are you bad?

and should feel bad, but yes. A couple of friends of mine invited me to write another collab.
Instead of taking the smart route and finishing what was already on my plate, I'm like NOPE I GOT THIS.
We're already 2.4k words into the first chapter and I imagine these running to about 5-8k. So halfway there on a good day.
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Apr

18th

2012

On main characters · 7:31am Apr 18th, 2012

You know, when I read a lot fics the main character is always this beacon of good will or a knight in shining armor. My characters are kinda dicks, all trussed up with character flaws, making them more relatable. (at least I think so)

Of my 3 OCs, one is douchey womanizer, one is an alcoholic asshole (Bacchus literally called dibs on AJ the day he met her), and the last one is a drunken/lazy SOB that will go to great lengths to actually get out of work.

In theory, none of my OCs should be likeable but I can't help but love my little assholes.

I guess you aren't here to read about my musings on any subject, I know what you want.

Paul Simon is Art Garfunkel's mustache

Adorable pick of the day