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TheUrbanMoose


Moose lips sink ships!

Aug
4th
2012

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! · 5:34pm Aug 4th, 2012

The other day, this happened.


[Source.]

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Jul
24th
2012

The power of Twain compels ye!! · 4:47pm Jul 24th, 2012

Here's an interesting bit of trivia. That last chapter, "XI: Hammer and Nail", started at around 7,200 words. I also used to hate it.

Poor quality aside, I sent it to my editors, like I always do, and boy, did they have some things to say about it. One of them in particular. After it was all said and done, my document ended up being very, VERY colorful. Take a look.

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Jul
11th
2012

Orders of business · 4:31pm Jul 11th, 2012

That last chapter. Crazy, huh? I mean really, how much more exciting can you get than ancient Equestrian politics? Just look at how thrilled Celestia is-

Okay, okay, fine. So maybe it wasn't all that action-packed. But necessary nonetheless. The next few should get the blood pumping a little quicker. After all, all work and no play makes 'Tia a dull pony!

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Jul
5th
2012

Perhaps it's a bit late, but... · 6:27am Jul 5th, 2012

Happy 4th, fellow Yankees.

Now, let's show just how independent we are with EXPLOSIONS!

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Jun
27th
2012

Retroactive · 8:21pm Jun 27th, 2012

Howdy. Tired of my blogs yet? TOO BAD.

The first few chapters of my story (not including the prologue) involved fairly heavy use of Shakespearean/Biblical words. Thee, thy, thou, fain, doth, ere, etc. Every chapter after that dwindles in the use of those words. Finally, I've decided that they are only used in formal settings, like when addressing someone of high rank, when royalty addresses their subjects, or in the context of a civil, governmental meeting.

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Jun
26th
2012

Adventures into editing errors! · 8:36pm Jun 26th, 2012

Just thought I'd point something out. The latest chapter of The Stranger and Her Friend was named "Always a Reason." It was so named for what was supposed to be one of the last lines in the chapter, in which Cotton says:

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Jun
22nd
2012

And now, I have pre-readers! · 4:42am Jun 22nd, 2012

I've PM'd and collaborated with the people who have agreed to help me! I now have a couple of pre-readers who are willing to... well, pre-read. You can all rest easy, knowing my fic will be that much more free of errors n' stuff.

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Jun
20th
2012

I STILL NEED PRE-READERS · 4:30pm Jun 20th, 2012

Hey there, folks! It's your favorite underdog writer, TheUrbanMoose. I have completely forgone coming up with a subtle, clever blog title to bring you this announcement!

I need pre-readers!

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Jun
18th
2012

Feature presentation · 2:04pm Jun 18th, 2012

Guys, guys! I was featured on EqD!
...in the Nightly Roundup for June 18th, under the successful meetup tab. That's right, my beautiful, IRL face is somewhere there (although you'll be seriously hard-pressed to find it).


[pictured: scumbag moose]

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Jun
7th
2012

Hours, hours everywhere · 4:24am Jun 7th, 2012

So, as it turns out, the real world sucks sometimes. I have a part-time job, and all of a sudden, I'm getting full time hours. I know, I know, I shouldn't be complaining, especially nowadays. I'm grateful to have a job, honest. Though it would seriously help if I actually liked my job. Maybe even if I could find it in my heart to not hate it.

Searching... nope! No room for tolerance! It would seem the hatred is reaching a critical mass.

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