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TheUrbanMoose


Moose lips sink ships!

Jun
4th
2012

The Tragedy of holy crap that was a long chapter · 4:40am Jun 4th, 2012

Well, comparatively long, anyways. Sitting pretty at just under 10k words, it is indeed the longest chapter yet. I never really intended it to be like that; in fact, to give you some perspective, I originally planned for the title to be "Footnote: The Tragedy of Hieyuma" until I saw how ridiculously long it was. Footnotes, as I'm sure you are aware, are generally not longer than entire chapters of the book they are featured in. Thus, "Additional Research" was born! There will be more chapters

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Jun
1st
2012

The1337Moose · 4:21am Jun 1st, 2012

I happened upon this the other night, thought it was amusing, and took a screencap.

Clearly, I am awesome.

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May
25th
2012

And now for something completely different! · 4:57pm May 25th, 2012

I just want that super self loathing journal off my front page, so have a random thing.

Paintballing in the sleet! It was painful, cold, and wet wet wet, but also really fun. One of those handsome young lads is me. Kudos if you can guess which one!

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May
17th
2012

Boldly going where nearly everyone else has gone before · 4:03pm May 17th, 2012

I know it's unprofessional and off-putting to be apologetic about your work, but I'm going to make an exception. "A Moose's Report" was written on a whim, and looking back on it, I'm still not sure it makes even sense. It doesn't help that it's also a completely transparent self-insert. Me writing to Princess Celestia, as it were. That being said, Alch├ęs' vague problems are waaaaaaay overblown, and it sounds like he used to be

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May
10th
2012

Works of art! · 9:39pm May 10th, 2012

So.

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May
7th
2012

The Devil is in the Details · 8:23pm May 7th, 2012

Well, guess what. I messed up a pretty important detail in the latest chapter. Apple Crumble, First-Lieutenant of the Maiden's Battalion, (a.k.a. guy who talks like a cross between Hagrid from Harry Potter and the Andre from Dark Souls) is a pegasus, something I never made mention of. I never specifically made note of a lack of wings, but still, what a stupid, stupid thing to do. What a rookie mistake. Le sigh...

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May
3rd
2012

I'm doing science and I'm still alive! · 7:51pm May 3rd, 2012

For anyone who happens to read this, you may or may not know that my last chapter of "The Stranger and Her Friend" was updated about a week and a half ago. I hope to update much more frequently than this; once a week or perhaps even more. The reason for the delay is that I've been editing my story for resubmission to EqD. Good news: it's finally done, and it got accepted.

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