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Roy Macintosh


A short stack of fruit and a cup of joe. I got a story or two.

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How did I predict this? · 4:12am May 5th, 2014

“When the elements of the keys finally are in their reach, they turn into RAINBOW GODS! First, a villain of mass destruction rains terror onto the land of Equestria and when the mane six finally get the keys, they discover that it’s the arc of Celestiluna, the universal god of Equestria. When Celestiluna is released, she grants them the power of rainbows! Then, with their new fucking awesome powers, they fight, with the sisters, Discord, and Cadence by their side and they go Avengers on the

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mymy quite impressive but alas I never sleep

931058 Thanks for answering all the questions and good luck on your stalking quest. I got to go since I've been up for three days now.

931044 oh really then why are we conversing?

nah jk I only made this account to fuck with Lilith911, the site stalker
be the better stalker I will
and to answer all you questions:
in front of you would make YOU the stalker, beside implies we're friends, I'm only diagonal when I plan a murder(to get a better look of the face of the victim), and ahead of behind normally ends with me going through a space time rift, fending off several memes, and fighting off ninja pirates with merry poppins

hope this answers why I stay behind you

P.S your out of hot water
P.P.S I left the water on

931039 I understand you're always behind me. Then again, why not be beside me, or in front of me, or far away, or close by, or diagonal of me, or ahead of behind me.

Come now. You're no stalker to me. You're a friend in my book. Enough of that stalking stuff, because that's no way to bring in a conversation.

931036 feel my eyeless sockets glaze into your deepest secrets knowing that I'm always behind you

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