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Mayhew Cullen


Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

Aug
25th
2014

My Little Pony: Friendship is Therapeutic · 4:03am Aug 25th, 2014

Okay my last blog was a total downer, now that I feel a little better. I will say, I might actually get a story out soon. I'm almost done, the villain is defeated, the only thing left is the falling action and the resolution. You know, hero gets the girl and all that... also the... guy gets something... right okay I won't spoil it...

Anyway, I love you all. So keep on keepin on. Life's a garden, dig it.

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Aug
24th
2014

Don't Cry for me, Argentina · 1:31am Aug 24th, 2014

So August sucks... Stupid coworkers disappearing, stupid boss thinks that everyone on earth is just like him and can handle six day weeks working with one of the more useless NPC's for five of them... Okay fine, the pay check will be awesome if I don't kill anyone, but come on, we as humans need rest. And when I usually have ten hour work days with an hour and a half of commuting time it makes for a pretty crappy day. I wouldn't get ten hour days if he didn't schedule me with the worst line

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Aug
16th
2014

Point of no Return. · 10:31pm Aug 16th, 2014

Well this is it... I bought two pony plushies... yeah... they arrived in the mail today... they make me happy... Soft to the touch and adorably cuddle... able...

Yeah so... I guess I'm a brony for the long haul now... I suppose that's my mental disorder at work, when I find something new, I'm either all in or all out..

Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle now sit proudly on my shelf to my left well within my reach in case I need to hold something while writing or reading something very sad.

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Aug
10th
2014

So how about that TwiJack? · 12:16am Aug 10th, 2014

Okay I hven't given a random plug for a story in a while so here it goes.

The Homesteading

Go read it... did you read it yet? No? Fine I'll tell you what it's about.

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Aug
5th
2014

A Brony's Dilemma · 3:02am Aug 5th, 2014

I bought cupcakes... Like Pinkie level cupcakes... not "Cupcakes" Pinkie level cupcakes... so no ponies in the cakes... anyway yeah that really only have very little to do with my dilemma... see I have found that I have some extra money because I bought the muffins from the reduced price bin... anyway...I have extra money... I want something good.

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Jul
29th
2014

It's all so clear now... The Royal Guards · 6:23pm Jul 29th, 2014

I realized something. It is now in my headcanon, because this really does make terrifying sense.

In my headcanon I now know why the royal guards are all identical. Well to an extent. All the unicorn guards look alike all the Pegasi guards look alike all the lunar Pegasi guards look alike! It is not a conspiracy! It is not magical armor. It is not artist laziness!

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Jul
23rd
2014

What are the odds? · 2:36am Jul 23rd, 2014

Seriously, I was looking at the ratings on Nightmare's Moon and this is what I noticed.

Yeah... So um sorry for bothering anybody who doesn't really care... I just thought it was neat. Okay I'll get back to writing.

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Jul
21st
2014

So... that's a thing. · 11:04pm Jul 21st, 2014

So it to should get my laptop on Tuesday before eight at night... So how is it that I am writing to you all on my new laptop computer? I'll ell you why! Because the fine folks at the United States Postal Service are good at their job.

So now I can sit outyside and write, or sit at the TV and write... or like I'm doing right now... sit at my desktop computer and write...

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Jul
17th
2014

I've Lost my Marbles! · 12:43am Jul 17th, 2014

I really did. Growing up I had a jar of marbles... now, now I have no idea where they are...

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Jul
4th
2014

I'm gonna stop... · 4:07pm Jul 4th, 2014

...doing a few things.

One! I'm gonna stop advertising my self-imposed deadlines.

Two! I'm gonna stop feeling bad about missing my self-imposed deadlines.

Three! I am gonna stop talking about what I am going to stop doing, because I am not going to stop writing. I am currently finishing up the editing on another part of To be her Mother and I am elbows deep in three other projects. One of which I might finish writing today and start editing.

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