KILL ME PLEASE

EITHER ME OR THE AUTHOR

WHATEVER YOUR CHOICE, THE PRICE OF THIS MUST BE PAID IN BLOOD

And yes, before you ask, I am DoctorHeadshot.

THIS IS A CRIME, A FUCKING CRIME AGAINST LITERATURE EVERYWHERE

I WANT A WIDER AUDIENCE

ALSO, FUCK GUMBY

HERE YOU GO, MY PROFILE

Warhammer? Imagine a scenario if you will.

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That's right, motherfucking apples. Those green delicious sons of bitches ruin my life on a daily basis. I suffer from a delicious addiction. In a crowd, you'd be able to pick me out in two ways. The first one is probably my ill-fitting tie die shirts, my long braided hippie hair, the dozens of necklaces and other trinkets I carry around my neck and finally, the very fact that I look like something that swam out of a 1967 Grateful Dead concert. The second way to recognize me is, yeah, apples. I

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I got Bastion and I want to trade it for Battlefield 2/Offers/Torchlight 2/Orcs must Die 2

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE, IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH, FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA DO NOT READ THIS. I AM DOING REVIEWS OF SHITTY FICS FOR MONTHS NOW AND IT SCARRED ME NON THE LESS!

So, this is the first time that I'm reviewing a clopfic of any description. Ugh, this is a milestone for me, and I'm 99% sure it's not a nice one. Why am I reviewing this one? Well, except the fact that it's mindbogglingly horrible... Wait, there are no other reasons. Oh, right, my ever worsening schizophrenia! Also, HATS!

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All right boys and gals, gather round! Today I got a piece of fanfiction that received a 100% negative score, getting 7 thumbs down and 0 thumbs up. It's a Dragon Age crossover of some form. That fact alone should have you thinking. Dragon Age is my least favourite RPG ever made making this fic a natural enemy of mine. There's very little I can say before we get into this except that it's about a shitty self-insert or some other bullshit like that. Let the terror begin!

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