So when I first quit my old job as a English teacher I worked part time on a University as a replacement english teacher. I was also there so that the other Literature Teachers could drop theit fucking load of essays on me. Cue week one.

I got a stack of essays on the book "Fahrenheit 451" and I took to reading them instantly.

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FUCK ME, FUCK ME! I'M DONE. HOW THIS SHIT GETS APPROVED IS FUCKING BEYOND ME. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. This is like ASKING me to destroy you. And by god, I'm going to do it.

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Oh shit, another story that's gonna be reviewed by me. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost being the imperative word here. I am a former English teacher and I've spent the last 12 years reading shit like this put together by mentally retarded basement dwellers. I was known in my school as someone who, instead of grading the written work, I would simply write a lenghty answer to it.It's my duty to do this.

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It can be a long and painstaking process to completely destroy an "author" with a lenghty comment, so if you find something worth destroying, post the link in the comments and wait an hour or so.

Just saying

My story updates will remain as regular as possible

Okay, I do understand that you were trolling. If you were, this ends now.

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Wow, anticlimactic title much. I wrote this comment on a story called "rapid changes" or some shit, and since the stroy phyiscically I wrote a little "Review" khm. I am posting it here in case the asshat clown who wrote the abomination in question removes it.

"Well, I pasued reding Mr. Defoe's Moll Flanders for this...HYUK HYUK HYUK

Now onto, the "review" (Brace your B-hinds)

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Finally. Phew.

Now then, new chapter of When You're In... will be going up shortly after this blog post, so keep your eyes open!

I know I promised it waaay back on sunday, but I was...prevented.

MOOOVING ON!

So...yeah...um...I'm high, so yeah...I don't know what to expect from this chapter myself, so PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me if it's good (It's weed before anyone asks...what I'm on that is)

SPACE PONY OUT!!!

...wha?...never mind...

Yep, you heard it folks. No new chapter today, most likely, because I have a particularly bad case of writers block. Probably am gonna write one tonight tho, we'll see. The reason for that is unkown to me, but right now I feel like I could rewrite the bible instead of posting anpther chapter of when you're in... So stay tuned!..unless I swallow a bullet somwhere down the line.