Okay, I wrote a pretty harsh comment · 10:53pm May 29th, 2012

Wow, anticlimactic title much. I wrote this comment on a story called "rapid changes" or some shit, and since the stroy phyiscically I wrote a little "Review" khm. I am posting it here in case the asshat clown who wrote the abomination in question removes it.

"Well, I pasued reding Mr. Defoe's Moll Flanders for this...HYUK HYUK HYUK

Now onto, the "review" (Brace your B-hinds)

I am a 36 year old man from Atlanta, GA and have been an english teacher for 12 years. And in all my 12 years of reading cavalcades of horror written by mentally hindered students, grades 1-4 of Junior High, this is exactly that. This is some poor poor kid's homework from english that he got an F (With a refferal to the school psychologist) in and then thought WHELP BETTER POST IT TO FIMFICTION. Let me tell ya one thing kid. You drew me away from my Deofe, and that will be rewarded in pain. I am a pacifist, and a hippie but fuck it kid, I'm gonna have to destory you. You ready? I hope not...

The amont of grammatical and spelling errors in this shocked and appaled me up to the point where I started to chew on the nearest thing I could find, that turned out to be a figurine of a G3 Space Marine from the Burning Crusades that I spent three weeks painting. Add one more to the list of "Why I am writing this". Due to my long teaching experinece, I can safely say that this is one of the worst pieces of ludicrous and downright batshit fucking insane pieces of writing I have ever read, or rather had the misfortune of reading. This is why we can't have nice things. I bet you don't know what a fucking book is do you? I bet you don't even fucking know how to read one? You got printed instructions sewn into your underwear? That's nice. Please, tell me how did THIS pass moderation. I know something that will fit right into your views of the world:

You thought I was done, huh? You got another thing coming, kid. The sheer amount of lunacy in this cannot be conveyed trough words. The sheer amount of plot holes and continuity errors in this vile piece of excrement boggles the mind. This is fucking fascinating. A US Ranger aged 16? 16?! WHAT THE FUCK KID, YOU WRITING THIS ON HARD DRUGS OR SOMETHING?! Oh god, this is fascinating. 16-year-olds cannot CARRY a fucking MSR, way not use it in combat. Why the fuck would you even give us a detailed description of your fucking loadout. I don't give a shit! You're in equestria, the magical land of the ponies. You know, those small, furry pastel coloured things? Yeah, those. If you used a rifle in equestria or anywhere near tha place I would fucking eviscerate you, I mean it. I don't wanna hurt nobody, being a pacifist and all, but you, oh shit I wanna do horrible things to you. The surreal "rape-followed-by-sex" scene made me die a little, providing I wasn't dead by that point already. It was even more fucking idiotic then a downright fucking crazy scene in a 60ies "horror" film called "Monster-a-go-go". And that move was almost as bad as this shit. That's all I can manage to say before I explode. The shit you managed to put down on paper dosen't even classify as "Psychedelic" because it's like the worst DRUG TRIP EVER. It's like, I TOOK THREE ASPIRIN AND I'M TRIPPIN MAN. I had my share of drug trips, both good and bad, but not even the worst, LSD-laced-mescaline-and-sealed-by-three-shots-of-booze can interpret this. Wow, fucking wow.

In conclusion this fucking presentation of lunacy deserves a class A psychiatric evaluation by someone from the SCP foundation. Jesus, man. I don't care what age you are, but if you were my kid, I would ground you for this, nay, I would destroy your XBOX and erase your windows live acount. Shit son, this practically endless cavalcade of horror, this perversion of the written word, this...just boggles the mind. You deserve to be sat down in a chair, in a small room filled with the best classics of literature and then forced to read EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

TL;DR I WANNA HURT YOU"

Now, on the new chapter of "When you're in...", I'm working on it. Meddle isn't about anything really (Neither was AHM, but I made it work) so it takes me while to get it done. So, keep your eyes open, it's going up by the end of this week

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