I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

I'm a brony. That's about it. Write when I'm bored or have a REALLY good idea that just won't leave me alone.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

The One and Only!

Just an amateur writer trying to give ponies a good story. Oh, and I fap to horses :P

There is beauty in the way of things.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.