Improvised while inspired in a /mlp/ thread by tripfriend Secrets&Lies, this story are the first-person adventures of a human in Equestria.

The rules Secrets&Lies dictated for the scenario were:

"You can get teleported anywhere in Equestria as a human, you can bring whatever 3 things you want that you posses right now. You are NOT immortal and immune to magic, however you cannot speak the same language as the ponies do or any magical creature, magic cannot help the language barrier."

Assuming interest (etc.) this may be recorded as a one-man radioplay in the next week or two.