You know what's ice cold and refreshing? Coca Cola. You know who has nothing to do with Coca Cola?
This guy:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Mystical+Rainboom
Give him love, molest him with it, strangle him with it, love the life out of him etc.

Let's say, (hypothetically speaking, I'm probably not going to go through with this) I decided to write a sci-fi fic that I've been thinking about for ages. How do? I only write troll fics for a reason, that reason being I'm awful at telling stories. I'd appreciate advice

I was half way done with an actually interesting and fun blog post worth several thousand words, HALF WAY DONE

THEN MY BROWSER SHAT ITSELF

GOLLY GEE IVE BEEN DIDDLED AGAIN

KILL ME

Wow....

What....

I honestly don't know...

This group is the only place of warship for Crispism on this whole site, plz join

WOW
KILL ME
NOW

Can I make it anymore obvious?