I TOLD VLADE TO BAN ME AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Don't worry, I've got an alt

Finally being able to go on fimfiction on my computer for the first time in ages really helped me see how shitty the ipad browser is

I jokingly asked someone to write a clopfic involving Aryanne and Jesus. And guess what?

They actually did it.

The absolute mad woman

*i kick you in the balls with the force of the harambe killing bullet*

kek

-Don't expect these blogs to become a trend with me, I hate bringing my real life problems into fimfiction.

I also have the nagging feeling posting this blog is gonna be a bad idea, but, whatever I guess.

So, I'm wondering, why am I still here? I'm never gonna write anything serious, I'm only a shitposter and pretty much all of my on-site pals either gave up on this place already or they don't come on as much as before.

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This is from a conversation in the Day of the Dead remake, in which two soldiers are discussing why a friendly zombie isn't eating them.

"Why ain't he eating us?"

"He's vegetarian"

"Well I hope he don't mistake me for no soybean burger"

10/10 best lines in history
This movie was robbed of its oscar

I'm very bored and I'm feeling very talkative. Let's chat or something.

Tick that one off the bucket list.

Thank you luzz

Preferably pone, preferably not anime.
Something kekworthy would be a huge plus