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Jun
30th
2014

Classified Information · 6:05pm Jun 30th, 2014

Rather than inventing jokes on my own, I'll just post one of the top results for the phrase "That's classified."

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Jun
17th
2014

Blades · 5:40am Jun 17th, 2014

From high fantasy to slasher horror and everything in between, edged weapons can be found in all kinds of stories. In describing them, they're easier to get correct than guns, but there are still things a writer should know before talking about blades.


Oh TNaB, you so silly.

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May
28th
2014

Military Ranks · 11:25am May 28th, 2014

It’s not just a way to tell how long you’ve been playing a shooter. The military depends on people following orders. Orders come from the top down, from higher ranks to lower ranks. You probably know common ones like Sergeant or Lieutenant, but what do they all mean? Fear not, I’ll put you in your place, recruit.

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Apr
23rd
2014

ISR · 2:24am Apr 23rd, 2014

Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance


Gettin' that spy thang on

It always helps to have dirt on your enemies. Intelligence doesn't just come to you - you have to go collect it.

Surveillance is constant observation, like a satellite that passes over periodically.

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Apr
7th
2014

United Nations · 3:51pm Apr 7th, 2014

If you thought your own government was hard to understand, what happens when you combine every country's government?


I'll just leave this here. UN humor is hard to find.

If you're writing a story about Equestria meeting Earth, chances are that it might involve the UN. I thought I would give a laydown of how the United Nations is organized.

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Mar
16th
2014

Operations Security (OPSEC) · 2:49am Mar 16th, 2014

I have friends in the military. It always baffles me when I see them post things like, "Getting on a plane to meet the ship in [redacted country]!"

Why would you tell the internet where to find you and your unit?

...openly and without resorting to illegal means, it is possible to gather at least 80% of information about the enemy...
-excerpt from an Al Qaeda training manual

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Mar
9th
2014

Electromagnetic Radiation · 8:09pm Mar 9th, 2014

Propagation is their vocation.

Let's define a few terms first. "Radiation" is something that radiates, not necessarily bad nuclear stuff. Light is a kind of radiation–it radiates from the sun. Radio waves are another kind of radiation. Put it all together and you get the electromagnetic spectrum.

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Mar
7th
2014

Propulsion · 5:48am Mar 7th, 2014

It's what moves you.

So I've done a lot of these military blogs but never really talked about how all this hardware gets around. Time to fix that.


With style, of course.

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Mar
2nd
2014

Armored Vehicles · 4:57am Mar 2nd, 2014

Heavy metal!

Ever since we’ve had wheels, people have been using vehicles for war. Siege engines are a historical example that used armor to protect the people inside.

Let’s look through the history and types of armored vehicles.

Having something to hide behind to stop the things that want to kill you is a basic human instinct. This started out as wearable armor or fortifications.

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Feb
18th
2014

Special Operations Forces · 8:08am Feb 18th, 2014

First off, it's important to note that the term Special Operations Forces (SOF) is different than Special Forces (SF). SF refers to a particular kind of US Army unit. Got it?

I was originally going to do just SEALs, but this is a bigger, better blog.

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