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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

Jan
27th
2014

If you had to become a dairy product, what would you be? · 1:12am Jan 27th, 2014

I have no idea either. I really shouldn't make blog posts when I'm high on raisins.

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Jan
20th
2014

I can't write poems, but I can bacon. That's all I need! · 2:40pm Jan 20th, 2014

Bacon all around I see;
From far to near to close to me.
In the air and in the sea;
Bacon all around I see.

In the fire, in the smoke;
Save me with this meat-grease-rope.
I climbed a mountain up the slopes,
And I found bacon there in groups.

Bacon here and bacon there;
I see bacon everywhere.
It's around me all the time;
There's bacon in the home of mine.

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon;
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
Put all my effort into raking,

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Jan
16th
2014

Do you ever have this haze over you that completely prevents you from writing? · 4:34pm Jan 16th, 2014

Well, I do. Every single day I wonder why I'm even writing. I find it hard to write what I want to write, and I often can't even write at all. It's too hard, it'll take too much time, and it won't be worth it.

Here's the thing though.

I always have that haze over me, ready to make me put down my pen and go for a mocha at any second in the process.

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Jan
14th
2014

My top five favorite FiM characters. · 6:05pm Jan 14th, 2014

My top five favorite FiM characters have changed many times over the course of the time I've been in this fandom. They'll probably even change again, soon.

My top five favorite FiM characters at the moment, though, are these.

5 — Octavia — She's just a great character, especially when used side-by-side with Vinyl Scratch, whether it be romantically or not. Also, I'm a musician, so her character appeals to me in that way, as well. And dang, is she cute.

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Jan
11th
2014

Fifty? Fifty? Fifty? 50... · 10:37pm Jan 11th, 2014

So many sheepy minions! I mean seriously, where'd you peoples come from?

Thank you all soooo much for choosing to watch me. You're all awesome peeps.

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Jan
9th
2014

My current story/possible future stories rough descriptions · 3:39pm Jan 9th, 2014

1 — HumanStuck — Travis gets stuck in a strange land known as Equestria. He has succeeded so far in his attempts to stay hidden from the locals, but at night he experiences strange dreams, almost like someone is inside his mind.

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Jan
5th
2014

I've not given you peeps much of anything in the form of a story, so take one of my early attempts at Lyric, and know that I might actually put something out soon. · 3:07am Jan 5th, 2014

This was attempt number three, I believe. That's three out of seventeen now, and since the story has changed a lot since this, I figured there was nothing wrong with me sharing it. So here is attempt number three of Lyric of my Broken Melody. Enjoy.

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Jan
2nd
2014

Where in the heck is Sheep? And why is it that he promises a story and never gives us anything? He's probably not even a real writer... · 4:14pm Jan 2nd, 2014

Welp, I'm back from my glorious Christmas vacation with new laptop in tow. 'Tis been a while since I've last participated in Fimfictional activities, and I'm happy to have returned to the land of the almost-living.

I've basically completely wasted my vacation playing Pokémon Crystal and drinking orange Yoohoo. What? Orange Yoohoo doesn't exist!? Well, it should. It really should. Dang it! Now I've got a craving for a drink that doesn't even exist. Such is life, it seems.

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Dec
24th
2013

Hello again, followers. How'd I get you to follow me, again? · 2:57am Dec 24th, 2013

Anyway, this blog post is about a guy. An awesome guy, actually. His name is The Grey Heather , and I'd really appreciate it if you amazing peeps could check him and all three of his wonderful stories out. This guy ridiculously chill, and he needs a lot more attention. He has personally helped me get some of my stuff straight and made my day more than once.

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Nov
25th
2013

Blog post, just because... · 8:47pm Nov 25th, 2013

Well, not long ago I actually deleted my only story that I had on here. I wasn't getting any farther with it, so I decided to throw it out the nearest window. (It landed in a patch of yellow snow, so I probably won't be retrieving it) I will not be recreating it any time soon. Instead, I've been staying up way past my bedtime, working on a new story, which will be titled 'Lyric Of My Broken Melody'.

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