Over a thousand years ago, a bunch of really ugly monkeys got their asses saved by a certain alicorn of the moon, who may or may not have been going through middle school syndrome. As might be expected, there was a party, and a lot of drinking was involved. As might not be expected, a religion begun.

When Celestia finally saw Luna free of Nightmare Moon's corruption, she was hoping that would be the end of it. So, because it was shaping up to be one of those years, an entire city of cultists shows up.

AN: This is one of those things were you want to explore writing in a comedic style, and then you realize that college exists to be unpleasant at the least opportune times.