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Alcatraz


Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Jan
28th
2017

Re: I hate vegans/vegetarians · 1:19pm Jan 28th, 2017

OK, I feel obligated to clarify that not all vegans are whiney little assholes like what happened today (excuse my language it's 2:30am and I've been drinking), but I had two experiences at work today that I feel like sharing as a sort of a PSA.

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Jan
27th
2017

Updates and a new story! · 1:12pm Jan 27th, 2017

OK, so the next chapter of ANCTL has been finished and polished, and is just now awaiting the final editing process. If all goes well, I hope to have it out before the week is over.

New story hype!

After having one of those fucked-up conversations only friends can have thanks to this pervert, I've been convinced to put out another clopfic.

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Jan
10th
2017

Slow going, but getting there · 12:27pm Jan 10th, 2017

Okay, so, because I went on holiday over New Years, I didn't have any time to write unfortunately. About two hours after I had gotten home, my boss called and asked me to cover one of my workmate's shifts. So in a period of about two weeks, I haven't had much time to get my affairs in order given how hectic things have been. Fear not, my fellow horseword enthusiasts! After taking today to "blob out", that being getting up at 2pm after having gone to sleep at 5am, play Overwatch, get stoned, eat

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Dec
31st
2016

Happy New Years! · 11:45am Dec 31st, 2016

I hope you're all having a marvellous New Years, and that 2017 turns out to be a better year than last :heart::yay:

Here's my new years resolution: To write more. Specifically, publish more horse words for you guys to read!

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Dec
24th
2016

Merry Christmas! (Plus story updates + news!) · 1:48pm Dec 24th, 2016

Merry Christmas to all of you from the ass end of the world that is New Zealand! As one of the first countries in the world to experience this momentous date, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all the very best of holidays and a happy new year to come! Here's hoping the new year will bring a brighter year than this, whose story starts with "Well it all began with this fucking gorilla..." All jokes aside, heh, I hope you have a good time over these coming holidays.

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Nov
16th
2016

Kiwi Slang #101 · 6:48am Nov 16th, 2016

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Nov
15th
2016

Overwatch Shenanigans · 7:38am Nov 15th, 2016

OK, so here's what happened.

I solo queued with a dude who chose to play as Hanzo in comp.

I asked him if he could swap out a support since we had 3 Defense heroes (I ended up doing so).

Long story short, the guy totally wrecked.

He made a video and cut in Hanzo footage from other games. (You can hear me talking at the beginning and end.)

I'm fairly certain he made the video to spite me.

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Oct
29th
2016

I return! · 11:19am Oct 29th, 2016

From the land of no internet, through three and a half weeks without, my internet has finally been connected!

In the three and a half weeks I have been gone, I had my 25th birthday.

...Which was two weeks ago.

And I also cringe when I realise I haven't updated ANCTL in two and a half fucking MONTHS. I hope to rectify that as soon as I can.

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Oct
12th
2016

Ongoing internet problems and more art! · 12:42am Oct 12th, 2016

It's been approximately 193 hours since the internet at my place died. As I mentioned in my last blog, the phone companies and providers are upgrading the systems to fibreoptic, so I don't know how much longer I'll be without. Oh yeah, currently sat at an internet cafe again.

But, I come bearing art!

This one is from Samaru163, someone I brought in to help edit and proofread the story.

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Oct
6th
2016

Internet Problems :c · 1:24am Oct 6th, 2016

So, about 48 hours ago, the amount of time I've since been online, my internet had a spaz and died in the middle of an Overwatch competitive match, or so I thought.

Turns out that, ever since we upgraded the router, it's been having compatibility issues. The one currently installed is supposed to run on fibreoptic, and doesn't fully support DSL cables. Because of that, it's was kind of a spotty connection. At least that's my understanding of what was explained.

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