Dear SpitFlame: Can you ever review a clopfic?

-Friend in real life

This question was asked to me by a real life friend a little while ago, so I thought I'd answer it here real quick.

Can I review a clopfic? Er... sure, why not. I mean, clopfics aren't exactly my cup of tea, but I can definitely review one. To be honest, this question was simply a joke, but I thought of doing it as an experiment, if you will, to see how I'll do.

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A lot of people think Canada and America are the same thing. Heck, I've spoken to people before—all were Americans, by the way—and a lot of them thought: "But aren't Canada and America the same thing?"

Haha, no, no... no! These two countries are very different, and I'll show you guys five reasons why.

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Dear SpitFlame: Who do you think was the most inspiring villain of the show? Inspiring, as in they were brave during their defeat, they knew when not to fight, etc...

-Derpyx2

Nightmare Moon was sort of a bitch when she got defeated, Kind Sombra sucked harder than a black hole, Queen Chrysalis was cool and all, but she was really dumb to think if she conquered Canterlot, she would conquer all of Equestria.

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Dear SpitFlame: What is your recommendation on how to write the very first chapter of a story?

-Coconut Swirl

Here's a good question (which I hope I'd get more often). The first chapter is arguably the most important chapter in a story—unless it's a one-shot—then it'd be the whole story. Anyway, I've compiled 6 tips to start a story off with a solid first chapter.

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Despite Halo 3 being my favorite game, and despite my Halo 3 review basically being me sucking its dick and giving it all the praise in the world... there are things I dislike in this game. There's really nothing I 'hate', because I can't hate anything about the game, but there are quite a few things I wish Bungie looked at before publishing the final game.

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Dear SpitFlame: I've been on this site for a year now and I always find that none of my stories turn out good. Do you have any good writing tips so I can expand my abilities as a writer?

-Silver Octave

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Dear SpitFlame: What's your three favorite movies and why?

-Latpip

Three favorite movies, hmm? Well, I won't really give huge explanations as to why they're my favorites, but quick reasons will do.

The Dark Knight: This movie is hands down the best batman movie of all time. It was dark, full of action, and Christian Bale played the best batman, with Heath Ledger the best joker.

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Dear SpitFlame: Would you rather read a Mary Sue red-and-black alicorn OC or Dakari King-Mykan's My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing?

-Dragonborne Fox

My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing? Never heard of it. Let me check real quick...

five and a half hours later

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Season 4 was a phenomenal season. Sure, the quality was constantly ricocheting from amazingly paced episodes to atrocities such as It Ain't Easy Being Breezies. But while season 4 did did open up with a rough start, its quality was heightened to a much needed degree, mostly to the end. We had good episodes—such as Pinkie Pride, Inspiration Manifestation, and the finale—and bad episodes—such as Daring Don't, Power Ponies, and Fluttershy's key episode, which was so bad, it was more

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Assassin's Creed 2

What's that? Where's the first AC game? That game doesn't matter; you could just jump into the second without any concerns whatsoever.

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