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thecookiewookie


Just your run-of-the-mill changeling, trying to get some love for my stories. I like redeemed villains, and I can't stand depressing stuff, my sanity is far too fragile already.

Jan
13th
2015

Sequel Potential · 6:24am Jan 13th, 2015

First of all, thank you to all of you who read A Plea for Help. I enjoyed writing it, and I'm very glad I finally wrote something that other people like, too.

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Jan
2nd
2015

AARGH!!! DAMN YOU, AGENTS OF SHIELD!!! · 5:47am Jan 2nd, 2015

I just saw Season 2, Episode 10 of Agents of Shield.

(To those yet to see it: spoilers and aggravated fan ranting ahead)

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Dec
25th
2014

Merry Chrysalismas, everyone! · 4:40am Dec 25th, 2014

Ahh, tomorrow is the day! Gift giving and love abounds, and the Changelings all feast.

For in truth, most ponies can make so much love and affection that just the extra that goes to waste can feed up a changeling. Have a nummy meal of love, and a literal cup of good cheer! I know I will.

Merry Chrysalismas, and Celestia bless us, every one.

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Dec
1st
2014

Thoreau, you're a jackass. · 1:31am Dec 1st, 2014

Thoreau once was asked the answer to life's problems. He responded "Simplify, simplify."

If I could do that, smartass, I wouldn't have problems in the first place. Dumb philosophers.

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Nov
12th
2014

Damn it, D&D... · 1:35am Nov 12th, 2014

We had a fill-in DM yesterday. His adventure was cool, but then the dragon surrendered and turned out to be Unaligned, rather than Evil. I get the whole "misunderstanding" thing, but COME ON! If I'm playing the hero as he's supposed to be played, then it should be ABSOLUTELY UNQUESTIONABLE that I am the good guy!

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Oct
26th
2014

F**k this, F**k online courses, and f**k Yale Admissions requirements. · 8:40pm Oct 26th, 2014

So, today I found out too late that Yale Early Decision requires two SAT subject tests. Oh joy. So, now I have to wait until standard deadline, which damages my chances.
On top of that, I have about nine separate 500 word, research papers due by Saturday for an online course I have to take. And just to put the Satan cherry on top of this shit-sundae, I have a metric fuck-ton of weekend homework due tomorrow.



My life seriously needs to be relocated to Equestria, pronto.

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Oct
24th
2014

A Few MLPoems · 2:38am Oct 24th, 2014

Nightmare
Drums are beating in the deep
Things of madness crawl and creep
Vile monsters start to wake
Soon all will be for them to take
For now the light has had its chance
And darkness wakens up to dance
The sun, cut down, begins to fall
As Nightmare brings the end of all

Phoenix
The blaze and the pyre
Raptorous fire
Talons of coal
Feathers of flame
Fire incarnate
Philomena by name

Cockatrice
Zephyr of venom, whisper of vice.

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Oct
23rd
2014

Curse my capricious muse. · 5:09am Oct 23rd, 2014

So, does anybody know any other sites where I can post a non-pony story? I came up with the idea while doing dishes, and now I need to post this. It's a 950 word sci-fi short story. Any ideas as to where the heck I should post this?

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Oct
15th
2014

Characters, anybody? · 2:59am Oct 15th, 2014

I have a habit of creating more OC's than I'll ever need. In case any of you need some side characters, here they are.

Spinout: pegasus jock, obsessed with creating the most dangerous and difficult aerobatic maneuvers imaginable. Wears magically enhanced wing braces, to avoid injuring them. Extremely agile while airborne, but a severe klutz on the ground.

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Oct
11th
2014

Oh Dear God... · 3:18am Oct 11th, 2014

Oh, fuuuuu... I just realized... I have SATs tomorrow morning... At Ridiculous o'clock in the morning. Shit.

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