Thoreau, you're a jackass.

Thoreau once was asked the answer to life's problems. He responded "Simplify, simplify."

If I could do that, smartass, I wouldn't have problems in the first place. Dumb philosophers.

So, a couple weeks back, this girl I have a crush on broke up with her boyfriend. We're on the speech team together, and all day she was flirting with me. Then, on the bus home, she grabbed me and kissed me. It was awesome, but within three days she apologized to me and said she was getting back with her BF, even though she really liked me too. I had kinda seen it coming, so it wasn't too bad, but it still sprained a few heartstrings.

And now, since I got a hint of what a relationship is like, I'm really lonely. There's pretty much no options, except this one cute guy, and he's tempting, but I'm not really sure if I'm into guys or not. Plus, since I live in the town of Back-Ass-wards in the county of Nowhere, I'd probably go deaf from all the hicks screaming "FAG!"

All this on top of senior-year stress. What the fuck should I do?