Gentlemen, this is a quick post to let you all know that I have made a successful re-entry into the space-time continuum and as such I am now freely available through all the usual channels.

Or not so much in this case. Here are my thoughts on Wonderbolt Academy, as promised. I'm not sure if I'm getting this in after the episode release or not, but I know I'm close enough and I'm not going to be able to access the internet from the car time machine tomorrow.

May contain traces of nuts, rude words and spoilers.

Fuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccckk.

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I did it. I broke ranks. I went and watched the leaked episode.

I'm sorry. I had to know. Too many questions for too long.

Was it worth it? I don't know. I suppose my post episode wrap-up will go up when it usually does, you'll find out what I think about it then.

For now, I leave you with a vague assertion that it wasn't the worst possible thing. Not even close. Praise Celestia for that.

Two blogs about shipping in one night, I've got too much time on my hands.

This time I'm going to talk about the groups feature, why Appledash is toasting everyone else, why Twidash isn't killing us by more, and why Flutterdash needs to shape up.

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Or should that be colour theory, shipping and me?

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The site is so pretty now.

Well I like the new banner selection, except for one aspect, take a guess right now and hold it until I get there.

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Are made of these, and who am I to disagree?

Once again I find myself writing another episode wrap-up. Once again, I find myself glowing. Oh happy days. We got a Scoots episode, and it was brilliant.

(Obligatory Spoiler Alert)

Anyone still reading this knows how biased I am towards pegasi. Best race? For me, yes. So we finally get a Scootaloo episode, but this was so much more.

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Hello my favourite few followers, welcome to another asinine edition of things nobody cares about.

Well actually, that's not true this time. As the title has probably given away I'm here to discuss the feature box, and my observations thereon and thereof. If you're interested in hearing me out, read on. Otherwise... Well there's not accounting for taste but I won't judge you if you leave (largely because I won't know if you leave ).

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... nothing can stop me from blogging in a way nobody cares about. Can't stop the signal and all that good jazz. If you're astute you'll even notice that the letters I occasionally don't type by accident are different this time. I'm sure all you wonderfully smart, talented people will figure out why.

Meanwhile

Magic Duel

Aka KO: Flawless Victory

How does one bring back a character in almost every expected way simultaneously?

Like this. Exactly like this.

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I wish I could get around to you all individually, but it's probably easier to do it like this. Everyone I would tell is going to get this anyway.

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