"'Til that day can be, don't let it get you down..." · 11:43pm Mar 13th, 2015

It's been a rough week. Everybody have a hug:

"And I shall not say 'do not weep'" · 6:44pm Mar 12th, 2015

"...for not all tears are evil."

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Mar

11th

2015

Q: Are there names for Applejack's relations, the Oranges? · 11:40pm Mar 11th, 2015

A: Yes. Oh yes. Aunt Valencia, Uncle Seville and their foal...

"Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples!..."

"Uh, Applejack? Who's that pony over--"

"It's mah cousin Orange. He was there when mah folks passed."

"Oh gosh, that's horrible!...

"Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples!..."

"...he's...kind of annoying though. Is that because of?--"

"We don't talk about 'im."

"Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples! Hey Apples!..."

How to tell if your horse is planning to kill you: · 11:00pm Mar 9th, 2015

I note that its head is stuffed and mounted on the wall. I fear either that, or a "missing persons" report and a shallow hoof-dug grave are the only possible outcomes of such dressage.

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Mar

9th

2015

It sent me a selfie. It was making duck lips. · 9:16pm Mar 9th, 2015

Taleo is the Kim Kardashian of recruiting software.

It doesn't work and everybody hates it but somehow, you just can't avoid it.

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Mar

7th

2015

The Vassal in the Castle--a view that is true:* · 3:13pm Mar 7th, 2015

Over on the Writer's Forums someone asked whether the seats of honor in Twilight's palace for the other Mane Six implied that they were somehow ennobled too, specifically that they were "vassals." Thus answer'd I him:

I think you mean "nobility" instead of "vassals."

I'm glad Harrison Ford is okay, and all, but... · 1:10pm Mar 6th, 2015

...is it wrong of me to also be a little glad that some poor grunt of an Imperial TIE fighter pilot will at least get a Letter of Commendation out of this?