Standing outside a door for hours waiting for the Princess to finish whatever it is she's doing is rather boring.
"Oh stop complaining, you practically begged for that job."
Go organize some files or something!
"I did that already."
Well... Go flirt with Luna or something.
"Shut up."
Yeah, that's what I thought.

I have a question for all of you, what are your top five ships? I'll start.

1. Twilight x Trixie.
2. Tom x Bloomberg.
3. TP x Stiggerzz.
4. Octavia x Vinyl.

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So, I've decided who that quotation mark guy is.
"Really? Great."
He's my brother, Silver Flame.
"Took you long enough."
He's a bit of a dick.
"Just a bit!"
Anyway, bring on the questions!
"Really, made up questions again?"
Yeah, do you have a problem with that?
"Don't you think they're tired of you answering questions you made up because you're bored?"
This is my blog, shut up. I will do what I want.
"Fine sheesh, whatever."

Now for a totally unrelated thing.

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Good evening, my loyal follower people! I have an announcement to make! Once I get 10 followers...
WE WILL OVERTHROW KNIGHTY!
We will seize control of FIMFiction and rule!
"But that's a lot of work."
How so?
"You have to maintain the website, monitor the website, approve stories for publication and much more."
... Okay, scratch that. We will not attempt to overthrow Knighty.

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It's 5 AM here and I haven't slept since thursday, lovely! And do to my poor judgment skills right now, I'm gonna answer a bunch of random questions. Woo. So let the questions begin!

"Hi, how are you?"
Ask an actual question!

"Who is best pony?"
Everypony is best pony. Except BlueBlood, BlueBlood can go die in a fire.

"Did you just start pretending these are questions you've been asked through PM so you'd have stuff to say?"
Yes, yes I did.

"What is you gender?"

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So today I was going through a room where I throw all my random stuff that I've gotten through the years trying to find a video of me getting drunk and attempting to build a time machine and I found an old Thanksgiving assignment. It was all about "What you're thankful for and blah blah blah." Anyways, have you ever gone back and looked at something you made from a few years ago and gone "Huh, I've changed a lot!" Well, anypony who knows me knows how narcissistic I am and the first line of this

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Hello, random ponies following me! Join me and we shall start on an adventure! We shall start a crusade to find the portal to Equestria!
Who's with me?! HUZZAH!

This is a top secret mission, tell nopony else!