9 followers? The goal is almost reached... · 11:48pm Nov 25th, 2013
Good evening, my loyal follower people! I have an announcement to make! Once I get 10 followers...
WE WILL OVERTHROW KNIGHTY!
We will seize control of FIMFiction and rule!
"But that's a lot of work."
How so?
"You have to maintain the website, monitor the website, approve stories for publication and much more."
... Okay, scratch that. We will not attempt to overthrow Knighty.
Well, I'm going to answer some more fake questions totally real questions I have been asked! Why you ask? Because I haven't slept in about 3 days. Bring on the questions!
"If you were a cake, what flavor would you be?"
Hmm... I'd be cake flavor.
"What is my name?"
Your name?
"Yeah, me! What is it?"
I'll give you a name tomorrow.
"Are you ever going to publish one of the fifty thousand stories you've written?"
Yeah, probably.
"When?"
Um... I dunno.
"Well which one do you plan to publish?"
I don't know! Stop pressuring me!
"If you could have any superpower, what would it be?"
The ability to regenerate from any fatal wound or from old age.
"Would you rather have a wand from Harry potter, a Pokemon of your very own or a T.A.R.D.I.S.?"
A T.A.R.D.I.S. of course! Because with it, I could go get all of those things.
I really need to sleep.
"Yeah, you get weirder than normal when you're tired."
SHUT UP! Anyways, I hope you are satisfied with my answers, ponies who asked them!
"No, they were retarded and I asked all those questions!"
Go sit in the corner!
I'd like control of nature as a superpower.
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"Unfortunately he's too lazy to rule FIMFiction."
Do you know how much of a dick you are?
"Yes."
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Oh good, you'll have some tentacle monsters to fool around with!
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eeyup.
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You need me, I'm the one with the T.A.R.D.I.S.!
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Let's see how good you are with those tentacles!
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*does things to you*
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That is the nicest way of saying "Molests you violently with tentacles" I've ever heard.
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Indubitably.
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Pff, I have the deed to the Death Star!