Evan has seemed to fall through a portal when he was trying to vandalize his brother's poster of MLP. When he touched sharpie to poster, he fell through. He realizes all the problems this will cause, and is in a total dismay of how to get back.

Evan ends up finding the weirdest thing ever - a talking pony, and realizes he is stuck in a gay cartoon show. He needs the help of his archenemies to get back to the real world, and throttle his brother for having a secret portal in his poster.

Rated TEEN for: Strong Language, Crude Humour, and your daily dose of Vitamin D.

Author's Note: Hey! I know how much you guys hate Human in Equestria stories, so here's one - without the problems of normal ones. Yes, that means:
- No Mary Sues
- Person isn't a brony
- Person wants to go back
- Person accidentally goes to Equestria
- Person thinks very lowly of bronies and the show
And a few more things I think.

Also, Evan's thoughts are in italic font, so there is no finishing sentence or anything. Just letting you know.

So, enjoy, and remember to rate and comment and whatever ;)

Ponyville is falling apart from failure of crops growing, a huge termite outbreak, and water pollution. The only solution Mayor Mare can think of, is send Twilight and her friends to find another area for Ponyville residents to settle. Twilight agrees readily, but can they survive the hardships of the Everfree Forest, loss of supplies, and other challenges?

Author's Note: This is my first time writing a story in general on here, and I haven't really written an adventure story yet. And Twilight is not an alicorn in this. Don't judge too harshly :P