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CaptainExtremis


If violence is the only language you know, don't be surprised when someone talks back.

Sep
6th
2020

The Joys of Having ADHD · 3:13am Sep 6th, 2020

  1. Technically, I'm borderline ADD, but at this point idk anymore.
  2. That's sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.

So I haven't posted a new chapter for Pompeii. I worked at it over the summer, but ultimately, the third chapter is stuck in development hell. At least for now.

This is because I am currently hyperfixating on something else. No, I will not elaborate.

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Jun
19th
2020

Summer update · 9:51pm Jun 19th, 2020

Now that spring classes are over, I'm going to try (keyword: try) to get more work done on Pompeii (I think I've written myself into a corner with HMHS, so that's not being worked on anytime soon). Of course, it's been hard bc seasonal depression has kicked in already, but I'm going to try and get another chapter out before mid-July, and if not then, by the end of the summer. It should be easy with the pandemic, but also, it really won't be.

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Feb
10th
2020

Valentine's fic coming up · 5:10am Feb 10th, 2020

Hey all!

Wanted to do a very small, quick'n'dirty update post: I'm thinking of posting a new oneshot on Valentine's Day, or close enough for it to count as a Valentine's Day story. Yup. That's it. No, uh...nothing else.

ofc, as a Valentine's Day fic, y'all know what's gonna be in it.

Hint: b o n i n g c a r t o o n p o n e s

Feb
5th
2020

Update post: Pompeii · 2:56am Feb 5th, 2020

Pompeii's second chapter is fully written! All that I need to do now is reread and edit it as best I can. It will be up either tomorrow or Wednesday at the earliest!

Nov
9th
2019

Pompeii Chapter 2 = 85% complete! · 8:19pm Nov 9th, 2019

Yeah, remember how my last blog post said I was about 42% of the way through writing chapter 2???? So that was a lie.

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Oct
20th
2019

qwik update · 3:04am Oct 20th, 2019

Pompeii: Chapter 2 ~ about...42% done??? give or take????? I've been all over the place, fam, ngl. I just watched the series finale bc I decided to put it off so I could cry up at school so I could disguise it as a minor breakdown and I am deceased.

Will have better cover art for it either by next Saturday or Halloween. Promise.

Oct
12th
2019

The party (never) ended · 4:29pm Oct 12th, 2019

Welp. Here we are. Nine years and nine seasons later, FiM has finally drawn the curtains. It's over. But I don't think that means we're over. Y'know, as in, "we're gonna keep this party going until the last man finally dies."

Will Gen 5 be as good? Maybe. Will it have as much impact as Friendship is Magic did? Doubt it. They'd need to pull out all the stops to make it as memorable as possible, and coming off FiM's coattails, that's a tall order to fill.

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Sep
6th
2019

:/ · 5:28pm Sep 6th, 2019

Me: I want to read this specific kind of fanfic, but I can't find any.

My brain: That means you'll have to write it yourself.

Me:

Jul
25th
2019

I may get flak for this but... · 9:15pm Jul 25th, 2019

I'm thinking of splitting up the next chapter of Her Majesty's Hidden Swords: one part for "normal happenings" one part for "Tom Clancy spy novel knockoff." Thing is, the slice-of-life stuff isn't very long; maybe only...2000 words? Bare minimum 1000. If I make the next chapter a filler chapter, I can't imagine anyone who's actually interested in the story (and if the downvotes are anything to go by, not many) will like it.

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Jul
18th
2019

Progress report · 8:37pm Jul 18th, 2019

Progress on next chapter of HMHS: 42%, give or take. Sorry it's going so slow, I know what I want to happen but I don't know how to write my way there. It's very frustrating :twilightangry2:

Porno writefaggorty oneshot : ~50%

Chucked two Fallout crossovers into the works. I'm going to force myself to publish them later, after the next chapter of HMHS is done. Captain signing off.