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Honey Mead


"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

Jul
27th
2012

Re-reading your own story · 11:47am Jul 27th, 2012

I have reached a point in 'Chronicle' where, out of necessity, I have to re-read what I have written.

I am terrified of this. Because I know how utterly terrible it is.

It is true. Don't argue with me, I wrote the damn thing. To prove it I am going to write a critical review of the story so far

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Jul
25th
2012

So yeah... this happened II: The Jimmie · 1:14am Jul 25th, 2012

I don't think I need to spell this one out.

So I will just list it

Two X-box Guitars
4 X-box Controlers
and about $100 in change... give or take

....

Honey Mead

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Jul
22nd
2012

"New" Story idea · 4:10pm Jul 22nd, 2012

I say "new" because the basic framework of the story is about five years old in my head.

It was only last night that I even thought to throw ponies at it and they fit rather well.

I call it...

Harmony Lost
An epic re-imagining of MLP:FiM

It is a retelling of the season openers.

I won't begin serious work on it until after I finish up Chronicle, but I would like to hammer out the plot and details as much as possible.

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Jul
20th
2012

So yeah... this happened. · 11:42am Jul 20th, 2012

Because this is where I have started coming to vent....
I just got home to find my X-Box and about fifteen games conspicuously absent from my house.
This, I believe, is understandably agitating, as I had plans for today and this is getting in the way.
I almost wish they had taken more so that my insurance would be worth a damn.

C'est la vie

Honey Mead

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Jul
18th
2012

Commission fan art for Chronicle · 11:22pm Jul 18th, 2012

I have finally decided that I want a new original cover picture for Chronicle.

Please reply or send me a PM if you are artistically inclined and would like to do this.

Your, "I'm a writer, not an artist" author,

Honey Mead

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Jul
15th
2012

Fanfiction.net · 4:28am Jul 15th, 2012

Started posting Chronicle to Fanfic.
I will be posting them at about once every three weeks there until they are caught up.
If you use Fanfic please feel free to favorite/like/whatever over there as well.

Double the sites, Double the fun with your favorite author,

Honey Mead

P.S. I am sorry for that triple post there. I really need to stop doing things at midnight.

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Jul
14th
2012

Cigars and rum · 12:39am Jul 14th, 2012

CELESTIA it has been too long. I love a good cigar with a captain and rootbeer.

mmmmmmmm

Your happy author
Honey Mead

P.S. I swear to CelestiaI am working!

P.P.S. No seriously, I am not in a hotel room smoking and drinking my life away. I promise!

P.P.P.S. I am in no way condoning the use of tobacco or alcoholic products in any way.... except in those ways that I actually am. Which is none at all.

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Jul
13th
2012

Wedding... again · 7:41pm Jul 13th, 2012

Wedding time again... but this time I only had to drive to Georgia... the state not the country...

Anywho... Mazel Tov!

Wait.. that doesn't make any sense...

C'est La Vie...

Drink in health my bronies!

Your Faithful Author of Things Most Awesome

Honey Mead

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Jul
11th
2012

Sing Along! · 12:32am Jul 11th, 2012

Show me the way to go home! Dum Dum!
I am tired and I want to go to bed!

I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head!

Where ever I may roam
O'er land or sea or foam!

You'll always hear me singin' this song
Show me the way to go home!

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Jun
28th
2012

Why? · 11:07pm Jun 28th, 2012

Because I can.

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