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L0rd0f7hund3r


I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

Mar
15th
2019

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH! · 7:09pm Mar 15th, 2019

Or, why I avoid watching television during March Madness…

Seriously, why is that a thing? Why can't I turn on TV, find something to watch without stupid college hoops intruding on everything? I guess I'll playing my current gaming obsession, then. Thank Gearbox for Borderlands 2!

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Mar
27th
2018

Still Alive! · 7:51pm Mar 27th, 2018

Please excuse me for my absence. I haven't had a network where Fimfiction hasn't been blocked in a long while. To be perfectly honest, I'm typing this blog entry on a new(ish) smartphone. Anyway, I'm still working on Friends With Benefits. Chapter 42 is finished; I've started work on chapter 43 this weekend. I intend to complete up to Chapter 45 before publishing any updates. Summer Grasses will get updated as soon as I can get FWB updated. All other work will continue shortly afterward,

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May
31st
2016

Distractions, Diversions, and Deviations · 11:09pm May 31st, 2016

Who is the more foolish: The Fool or the Fool who follows him?

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Apr
6th
2016

16 Tons · 2:39am Apr 6th, 2016

Chrysalis awoke to a world of hurt. She tried to move and was introduced to a new measure of agony. She couldn't immediately remember what happened to get her to this- place. All she knew was she was very intimate with pain before but it was a premier course for the torture she was in now. She dared to open her eyes; this proved to be a mistake. She promptly vomited whatever contents her stomach held was now lining the floor of- wherever she was. She tried to open her eyes again, this time

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Sep
13th
2015

I knew it! · 4:14pm Sep 13th, 2015

I'm surrounded by Assholes!

I know, I know, it's been FOREVER since Friends With Benefits has been updated. Real life has been handing me my ass with endless hours of Writers Block and infinite trouble with gainful employment. It's getting bad enough that I'm considering setting up a Patreon to support/continue writing FWB.

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Jul
11th
2015

Motivation! · 12:41am Jul 11th, 2015

For once, I don't have a funny qip to add in here. There must be something wrong with me.

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Jun
27th
2015

Sprechen se Talk? · 2:28am Jun 27th, 2015

I think I've watched Die Hard too often.

Anyway, I want to apologize for the very LARGE, very glaring lack of updates. I'll explain in a little bit here. Real life has not been kind to me... Let me explain. (No, this not be a Princess Brinde reference]

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Apr
29th
2015

Things To Get Off My Chest · 4:32pm Apr 29th, 2015

While I may not be talking about man-boobs, I certainly would like to get them off my chest.

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Mar
9th
2015

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, · 3:36pm Mar 9th, 2015

Theirs but to do & die, Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

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Feb
24th
2015

-Insert Witty Title Here.- · 8:17pm Feb 24th, 2015

Calling all Editors and Pre-Readers!

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