Seriously I can't get anything done whilst this site's operational. I either read fan-fics or stare at the new logo up at the top of the page. I don't like it, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy look really weird, seriously their smiles aren't normal.

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She's been living a lie! What else is she hiding?

Mane extensions?
Enhancement surgery?
Fur products?

I don't know who best pony is any more!

It's still Rarity.

And Trixie.

And Lyra, Princess Luna, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Discord, Bon Bon, Derpy Hooves, Berry Punch and Crackle.

A full length feature with...

Aliens, Stormtroopers and Twilight Sparkle.

Daleks, the Joker and Pinkie Pie.

Predators, Voldermort and Applejack.

Cybermen, Darth Vader and Rainbow Dash.

Pinhead, Ghostface and Rarity.

Jason, Freddie and Fluttershy.

Explosions, Trollestia and orgasms.

The Stare, ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE and lasers.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Not only did I manage to convert a family member to brony/pegasister status but when I took my younger siblings to the movies today I managed to get almost the entire audience to join me in booing the new Twilight trailer.

I believe I have earned a free pass to Equestria or at least a more manageable prize of £10 million cash and a lock of Emma Stone's hair.

Your...something,

Awesome Sauce.

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Now I don't have to worry about my parents asking me why I'm watching a show for little girls. (Succes rate - 93%)

I just woke up from my first MLP: FiM dream, unfortunately though it also happened to be one of the weirdest-ass dreams I've ever had. Sadly I can't remember all of it (which is a shame because I could've made fan-fic out of it) but luckily I can remember the important bits. The following dream events actually happened in my mind and is a true story as far as I can recall.

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I love Lyra and Bon Bon. I hope they get their own spin-off show.

I can picture it now, My Little LyraBon: Background Lesbians are Magic [Edit] Didn't copyright this; lost millions.

NB. Starfall stay away from my comments section, I've had enough of your pony-faggotry!

Picture by Veggie55

I'm home for the holidays!

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How my readers think 'Tugging at the Heartstrings' is written

The front door opened and a man reeking of whiskey and cheap fast food stumbled in the threshold. He regained his composure, although no amount of willpower could stop his body from swaying. He looked around the darkened hallway before he slammed the door harshly behind him.

"Lyra!" The author yelled. "Lyra get your worthless plot out here, now!"

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What?

'Tugging at the Heartstrings' updated?

I don't expect to get any writing done tonight as I got the new 'The Thing' prequel and it is my first night off in ages. Also if it's terrible then I'll probably need a few days to recover so no writing then either.