I have Princess Luna sleeping on my Chrome window! U jelly?

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Rarity story soon? Only if you're good, boys and girls.

Just an FYI I'm writing this on my phone coming back from work so I'm sorry if there are any spelling mistakes

Man, haven't written a blog in a while so I thought I better give everyone a quick heads up on what's happening.

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Why did Fluttershy flip a cart (full of shit?) onto Bon Bon?

She has wings, why didn't she fly over them?

Why does she even walk anywhere?

Why was Bon Bon carrying a cart (full of shit?) full of shit? (let's assume it's full of shit)

Why do pony markets keep such a poor supply of vegetables and shit? (expressive slang; markets do not actually sell shit as far as I am aware)

It's too much, I'm going to KFC to buy some popcorn chicken.

Laters

Okay I might have exaggerated a teensy weensy little bit when I announced I had SARS. Turns out WebMD lied to me and that I actually have flu. Fortunately through the magic of soup and hot lemon drinks I have been combating the dreaded illness :liekabawss: and....

*insert drum roll*

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My roommates say I've just got a cold but I checked WebMD and yeah, I probably have SARS. If that's the case I have roughly a 98% chance of survival. This might be my last blog post ever!

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Well I didn't get much sleep last night again so I look and feel like crap. I've decided to just work on some other things until I get some inspiration for 'Tugging at the Heartstrings'.

Unfortunately the "other things" have taken the form of uni work and, thanks to my roommate, an "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" type song with ponies. It's supposed to be a distraction until I find some inspiration but knowing me I'll probably complete and publish the damn thing.

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I has it bad. Really bad. And it is killing me.

Yesterday and today I was graced with the ever elusive "day off". So I decided to sit down and work on the sixth chapter of LyraBon. Almost 48 hours later, with literally about 4 hours of sleep, I have written nothing. Not a goddamn thing. Seriously I've barely moved from my desk and I have written sweet fuck all for this story.

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Well the past week and a half has been absolute hell for me. What with my uni work and my job I have had no time to write a full chapter for any of my fics. It also doesn't help that on the very few nights I have off my room mates 'distract' me with trips to bars, semi-lethal quantities of alcohol and Xbox. I haven't even been able to watch the latest episode until half an hour ago (by the way how awesome was that song? They could honestly stop all war on the planet with that song. At the very

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You are all worse than Hitler.

You are all worse than Stephanie Meyer.

You are all worse than the guy who came running into our screen room in when I was watching Inception shouting, "Oh by the way, the whole film is just a dream Leonardo de Caprio's having!"

I hope you all die. On fire. In a hole. Whilst being forced to listen to Glee.

Sad face.

Sincerely,

The Awesome of Sauces

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