Zecora is the perfect Waifu. She has hair and all her own teeth. She will never grow wings or fall in love with a spiky blue-haired punk rocker. This is Science and cannot be denied.
Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.
You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™