What am I doing here? Hmmm? A medical gown?
Is this...a hospital? Ugh...my head hurts, not to mention my chest feels tight and...oh..o-ok...so I've gotten stitches. Lots of them. Um, now only if I could remember if I was attacked, or if something was taken out of me. Speaking of which, where's Fiona and Fluttershy? Or anyone for that matter? I could've sworn I was at the palace garden and...
...I don't think I'm in Ponyville anymore.
[Gak]
When Gak was a little Gak and the Gak was going down...
Gak: Tell me Gak's not...
[Gak]
The Gak and the Gak, they would always make Gak Gak
Gak: Gak is.
[Gak]
Gak'd hide under Gak Gak
From what Gak thought Gak saw
But Gak said that wasn't the way
To deal with Gak at all
Gak: Then what is?
[Gak]
Gak said: "Gak, Gak gotta stand up tall
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
Second only to Silver Soul I’d say this was one of my most ambitious pony fic ideas. In my outline (which didn’t survive the purging I’m afraid) this clocked in at about 36 chapters: 12 episodes broken down into three chapters each.
I actually started writing this around the time I did DSP and Prances. It was a oneshot starring Fluttershy, Fleur-de-lis, Rarity and is actually where I first came up with the character, Glamorous.