Day 0 part 4 · 12:04pm Nov 14th, 2012
Looking both ways like a good boy I hurry over to the nearest grove of trees at the side of the road just a few feet off the path. There's a few bushes about waist high that eases some of my concerns and I walk behind the largest main tree, flanked by said bushes and facing the direction opposite of the farm. Setting the bag on the ground to my right side, it's as simple as lifting the knee-length hem of the gown and I soon breathe a sigh of relief while I'm relievi-AHHHH!
SOMETHING'S GOT ME!
I hop, skip and jump about in panic as whatever it is that's latched onto me from behind manages to cover my eyes and block my view. The crinkling and crackling of my attacker screams in my ears as it convulses along with a stiff and chilly wind passing by.
What do I do? What do I do?!
hmmm
499999
Have you tried refreshing, lately?
500021 Stop drop and roll! Slam it into the ground! GEDDIT OFF! GEDDIT OFF! GEDDIT OFF!!!
Flail around like I do when a spider is on me!
open the door. get on the floor. everybody walk the dinosaur.