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Mike Teavee


The Swap Father.

Sep
11th
2014

Preview Of Next Upcoming 'Ask The Swapped Ponies' · 9:37am Sep 11th, 2014

Draziw Asks:

Dear Twilight,

Do you believe cutie marks are a manifestation of a pony's destiny or a representation of a pony's driving interest?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE
My personal belief is that the former stems from the latter, that a pony’s driving interest plays a large part in determining her destiny. Here’s an example: if swimming is my passion, then I am destined to get wet. If garbage collecting is my passion, I am destined to get stinky.

She smiles.

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Aug
7th
2014

Perhaps This Is Simply Karma, Finally Catching Up To You · 4:00am Aug 7th, 2014

Finally, he collapsed to his side, mindful of the woman beneath him.

“Wow,” he said raggedly. “That… that was…”

“Unbelievable,” she finished.

A moment passed as they caught their breaths, Rarity’s perfect breasts heaving beneath the furs.

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Aug
4th
2014

Steakeos: New Chapter Up! · 3:46am Aug 4th, 2014

It's the story series we all thought would never again be updated! Many heartfelt thanks, Zontargs, for proving us wrong!

Check it out here: Door's On The Left!

Kindly leave all commentary on the Steakeos page, as opposed to this blog.

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Jul
29th
2014

Chapter 32 Excerpt: Regarding Exit Wound · 6:37am Jul 29th, 2014


As much as she approved of her lackeys all calling her ‘boss,’ this wasn’t entirely true. Exit Wound wasn’t truly THE boss of the Sicklefin Gang. Not its founder, and certainly not its capo di tutti capi, (to steal the phrase those garlic-gargling Bitalian mafiosi were so fond of.) No, THE Sicklefin Boss was Exit Wound’s aunt, who was still busy managing the bulk of the Sicklefin power, way back home in the Emerald Isles.

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Jul
23rd
2014

Xenophilia Further Tales: Swap Guide Chart! · 10:25pm Jul 23rd, 2014

I'm seriously enjoying Quiet Man's take on the Swap as much as when he first began writing it, and I would continue to recommend that all the fans who've been enjoying Divided Rainbow, Ask The Swapped Ponies, Into The Hedge, and the rest should give it a look. I find it

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Jul
18th
2014

Create A Sicklefin! (Warning: Divided Rainbow Chapter 31 Spoilers!) · 7:35pm Jul 18th, 2014

Once again, I'll warn you straight off the bat: if you haven't read Chapter 31 of Divided Rainbow, please do that first, then come back, otherwise it'll mean MAJOR spoilers! Don't worry; I'll wait.


If you're at this point, I'm going to assume that you have, indeed, read through Chapter 31, and know who the Sicklefins are.

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Jul
12th
2014

Vote For Xenophilia: Three Fillies And A Dragon! · 12:23am Jul 12th, 2014

Hey, Xeno fans!

I just been reading this guy's blog post, and he's trying to decide which of his next fanfic ideas to pursue…

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/348992/future-fic-ideas-want-to-help-me-decide-what-to-work-on-next

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Jul
8th
2014

Don't Mess With Iron! · 3:30pm Jul 8th, 2014

This is a preview of the next upcoming round of Ask The Swapped Ponies, which is still in progress!


Warpd Asks:

Dear Discord:
What are your thoughts on those folks that Lero escaped from?

DISCORD

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Jun
24th
2014

“I… I have fingers,” said Lyra. · 1:51am Jun 24th, 2014

Rarity looked down at herself. Her skin seemed to match her old coat, a pale alabaster. Like Luna, her horn had vanished. She moved her feet experimentally and couldn’t help but giggle like a foal at the strange sensation of wiggling her toes. Rarity felt something tingle and she examined her mane… no, hair. The violet locks were now a deep, deep purple that matched the look of a powerful thunderhead cloud. Moreover, there was a curious smoky quality to her hair, as if it were made out of

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Jun
17th
2014

Honeydew · 11:45pm Jun 17th, 2014


“I would’ve died if it hadn’t been for Lero. You wanna talk about scared, you try being under water, not sure where the surface is, without any time to take a breath before you wind up down there.”

"What, calling the monkey by name now?” Honeydew sneered. “C’mon, ‘Bee. Why the heck are you treating this monkey like a pony, Honeybee?”

There was another pause, and Honeybee’s voice was quiet. “Is my life really worth that little to you, sis?”

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