Trixie intercepts a scientific journal, destined to the hooves of Twilight Sparkle from a colleague in the Royal Court. It details the search for the legendary Philosopher's Stone.

But all is not as it seems.

Will Trixie use this book for revenge against her violet nemesis?
Will she obtain the stone?
Will people understand that 'under no circumstances read' is just a title?
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(Will Derpy ever stop dropping important packages?)

Later chapters contain some amounts of blood and some injuries, but it's not a terribly violent fic. I'm not really sure if I need the gore flag, or how to tag this.

Contains pretzels.