Round of applause for our POTUS, ladies and gentleman.

Trading a notorious international terrorist to Russia for a basketball player.

Absolutely brilliant business dealings right there.

The next chapter is taking longer than it should've, primarily because I want to make it a good update, and because I had something special in mind for Halloween. Unfortunately that didn't go over all that well and I had to scrap the plans, which cost me time.

But I didn't want to discard everything I worked on, so I figured I'd leave this here for your reading pleasure.

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"If you can't be excited about a piece of entertainment unless you feel like you're being represented on the screen/page, then you're not a fan of the show/book, you're only a fan of yourself because you can only care about yourself."
-Author Unknown

If this is actually true and not some Onion-grade satirical story, then that's just not right. Nor should it be considered as acceptable on UPS' part.

A new chapter of It's Just Baldness will be coming sometime today, finally.

It's been brought to my attention that there are actually fanfiction writers who will react with hostility and actually attack and insult prospective readers for critiquing their work and providing feedback on how to improve it, claiming that they didn't post it so it could be critiqued.

This kind of bullshit is honestly one of the stupidest things I've read in recent history.

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I'm sorry that I haven't updated my Baldness story in a long time. I've been trying to, ever since I uploaded the last chapter, but I'm not getting anywhere. I sit down to write, and I feel like I'm spinning my wheels, just staring at a largely blank screen and barely started chapter. I honestly don't know if I'm going to be able to do this.

Does anyone who's enjoyed this story want to take a shot at ghostwriting it, and have it uploaded?

Honest, I haven't.

But real life is being an uncooperative pain in the ass, and finding time to sit down, write, and focus my thoughts into a coherent stream for transcribing, is proving to be quite difficult. I have a general idea for what to do, but not how to flesh it out into a full chapter yet.

I don't know when I'll have any story updates ready for upload. The last couple of chapters have left me in an uncomfortable place that I'm not sure how to move on from. This is going to take time to sort out.

It has all the check marks of the liberal utopia they so desperately crave:

-Strong central government with absolute authority over the lives of the public and an inability to be removed from power.

-The state is always right and should never be questions.

-Women are in charge and run absolutely everything.

-Men are presented as the villains, except when they're ignorant.

-Multiculturalism.

-Diversity.

-Representation.

-Ambition is evil.

-Profit/capitalism is evil.

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