Starlight Glimmer, feeling a bit bored and more than a bit pent up, visit's the local bar on a friday night. Her plans of simply finding some random stallion and taking him home are discarded when she has an Idea.
"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.