Kurama, a young firebender of the proud fire nation. He had lived quite the normal life.. up until he was ritually sacrificed in secret on his birthday. In his final moments, he cursed the world. But little did he know that he'd soon enter a new one.
*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.