I never imagined that something so simple, something that felt so right, could go so wrong. All I tried to do was make Father proud, and I fear I didn't do even that. My name is Cadenza, and this journal is both my warning, and my confession.
thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies