and I'm gonna crack open an ice cold can of Whoop-Ass Cola!"

really? that was so horrible

2339981 LAWL

2339981 That was the point...

2391070 yeah, i figured nobody would actually say something like that and not want to smack themselves after

2391082 Then you obviously haven't met my dad, Aidan... actually, since it's still the weekend, he's probably still going by Mandy... yeah, for some reason, he always says that his name is Mandy on the weekends...

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2391122 Yeah, my dad makes lots of crappy jokes. For example, never ask him how a story of any kind ends... he always replies 'They all die in the end in a big fire.'

2391160 lol my brother always make bad jokes and he's the only one who laughs, and then he gets mad because you don't laugh

2391170 My dad doesn't get mad, he just says 'You're no fun, anymore' and then says 'If you touch me again, I'll cry'

2391185 ok that's frickin' hilarious

2391190 Yeah. Meadhbh always touches him, then he fakes a sob. He doesn't even try to hide how fake it is. Honestly, though, the worst jokes he ever did were the 'I poisoned the food' ones... Seriously, he'd make a show of pretending to hide the 'fact' that he'd poisoned the food, then he'd eat it, then boom. Head hits the plate...

2391280 lol my dad always says how much 'the bill is' after we've eaten and that we have to pay

2391317 Lol. Does he ever say 'Zap, you're a cup of tea' if someone asks if he can make them a cup of tea? My dad did that all the time when we were kids. I picked up that habit from him...

2391327 nah, i don't think i picked up much of anything from my parents (except for the obvious such as genes)

2391373 Okay, wtf are you guys fucking talking about on my story? Do me a favor, and put this on PM. I was fine with this, but now you're just starting to spam it. And btw, it was my intention to say something dumb withe the 'Whoop-Ass Cola' thing. Speaking of which... *Opens a can of Whoop-Ass Cola, and takes a delicious drink*

2392347 Apologies. Didn't mean to offend... pleasedontkillme!

2392347 lol i figured you'd be pissed sowwy

2394102 Lol don't worry just STAHP SPAMIN MAH DAYUMN STOWY!

2394379 Just a little pissed. And it's okay. *Looks at a Filly Fluttershy* Ahh, don't cry, Fluttershy!

2394456 ok.

when will you update this i love these story's

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2511956 This one's a bit more complicated, cause I'm inserting someone else into this story besides myself, so I need a little more time to think it out. Might be a month before the next chapter.

Edit: Just updated the story, so enjoy!